For those days when you’re feeling a little stitious.

This tarot deck will help you become the best paper salesman, combining the thrill of fortune-telling with the highs and lows of office life, from party planning to the bats that occasionally get trapped in the break room.

The Unofficial Office Tarot is based on the structure of the classic Rider-Waite deck, with each card featuring the Scranton branch’s most beloved team members. Whether it’s finding your stapler in jelly or your boss hitting you with a car, find out what fate has in store for you. And hey, if your quarterly sales predictions are in the red, just head to Chili’s—unless you’ve been banned like Pam.